EIGHTY-SEVEN
WENT TO HEAVEN
All Rights
Reserved by Walker Jackson
HO! HUM!
Seven come eleven
eighty-seven went to heaven.
So long farewell
here’s wishing you well.
POLITICS AND
OTHER SPORTS
It was anything
but tame in the political game.
Gary Hart
wasn’t nice entertaining
Miss Rice.
But to beckon the
press to that naughty address?
And civil rights
put out Bork’s lights.
Then
Ginberg’s joint came back to
haunt.
That the
Roberson’s stork left early
from Cork.
Nofzinger’s
zinger . . . Lobby . . . my . . .
hobby.
Mecham’s no
lamb . . . He’s a
pickaninny. (That don’t
rhyme.)
"To be or not
to be." By Joe Biden.
It was me who
chopped down the cherry tree,
Michael Deavers.
Or, I had a little
drink and it’s hard to
think.
Is it a matter of
fact or something we lack?
That Hart’s
comeback is right on track.
MODERN RELIGION
The electronic
church fell off its perch.
Tammy
Bakker’s a faker. She
ain’t no Quaker.
Jim Bakker forsake
her. Hawn ain’t no shaker.
Palm Beach’s
trumpet lass will surely surpass.
Compare even stare
in Playboy if you dare.
From Robert O, the
ultimate show.
A few $mill will
still my Lord’s strong will.
Or simply deny if
you want me to die.
A CHEER FOR
CORPORATE
For Fortune’s
many, profits were skinny.
So ghouls from B
School fashioned the rule.
Streamline!
Refine! Define! Realign!
Ain’t nothing
new . . . Still Mulligan stew.
Putoff! Tradeoff!
Payoff! Layoff!
It’s damn
hard to laugh when you’re
taking the gaff.
So let’s get
serious before we’re
delirious.
And heed brother
Trump on top of his stump. (No
dump!)
We’re in a
slump . . . chump . . . get off
your rump.
Or to quote Lee I,
we do or we die.
A. I. D. S - S.
O. S
Never abandon a
condom when random.
To mingle when
single could cause one to tingle.
If the chick is
quick, don’t flick your Bic.
Don’t pick
the guy/gal by the look in their
eye.
You know
why…Who wants to die?
SPECIAL
EVENTS–CONTRA /IRAN
Colonel North was
our man at the Contra/ Iran.
Poindexter was
cool not to rat out of school.
Fawn Hall’s
devotion deserves a promotion.
She’ll be
lucky the shredder doesn’t
behead her.
Oliver North add
– Black and white confetti .
. . free.
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